Pretty sure that’s how it went down. There’s no other explanation to why there are so many of them.
i read this entire thing in the power puff announcers voice and i just think imagine the bible being read by him
Once, when I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back I fell in. I thought I’d drown but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me. The river’s name was the Kahaku river.
I’M NOT ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!”
I’M JUST ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED.”
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.